pushing my lactase enzyme limits.

now i'm not normally lactose intolerant. but i think 2¼L of milk in less than 15 minutes is definitely more milk than my gastrointestinal system can handle.

let me give you the story as to WHY i drank that much milk...
it was our friend mike's birthday so we had him and a couple of close friends over for dinner. after dinner we decided to play some poker. being poor medical students we decided not to play for money. instead we went for the positive punishment approach. you had the option of...
(a) eating pieces of cake

(b) eating teaspoons of salt
(c) drinking cups of milk (in 500ml cups)
(d) drinking cups of water (also in 500ml cups but times 2 because water is much easier to drink)
the amount depended on the order we finished in. so for example, the first place person just had to have 1 serving of a, b, c, or d. i tied for fourth (i had crap hands all game) and so i had to do 4.5 servings. i chose the milk cause eating that much salt is just disgusting, i was way too full for more cake, and 9 cups (close to 4.5L) of water was just way too much volume - remember this was just a few hours after a FULL dinner with cake and everything.


feeling alright after downing the milk.

although i don't regret my choice, i'm paying dearly for my actions of yesterday. the first couple of hours were alright. i was just REALLY full. but then the runs started. i went THREE times last night and already twice this morning (and it's only 7:30 in the morning!). good thing we splurged on the 3-ply-extra-soft TP this week.
uuuggghhhh.... this is almost as bad as a hangover.
>.<
good times though!